- me: *about to send someone a message*
- myself: hey
- me: ? hey what's
- myself: if they wanted to have any kind of contact w/ you they would have initiated it.
- me: alright, neat, neat concept, but communication is actually a two-way street so
- myself: they have no desire to speak to you and never have any desire to speak to you, ever. they never think of you. they will never think of you, at all, ever, even in passing. you are nothing.
- me, tossing my phone out the window: alright! neat! awesome! fantastic!
i’d kill for a steady income tbh
so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me
Okay this ad campaign is actually great and every time I see it in a Tube station I laugh a little bit because it just reminds you how terrifically bizarre the human race is
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
SunSets & SunRises by İlhan Eroglu || Instragram
It’s Such a Beautiful Day (2012), Director/DP: Don Hertzfeldt
buffy meme → [4/4] relationships↳ “Let me tell you something. When it’s dark and I’m all alone, and I’m scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, ‘What would Buffy do?’ You’re my hero.“
Notorious (1946), directed by Alfred Hitchcock
Bande à part (1964)